Oregon Cavemen May Have Neanderthals All Wrong

By Amick Boone They once numbered 300 strong, but the Oregon Cavemen, members of a Grants Pass booster club formed in 1922 whose members claim to be “direct descendants of the Neanderthal,” are fading fast. Club members worry that as their numbers dwindle, soon there won’t be anyone around to protect their totem — a 17-foot fiberglass caveman statue that has long been a sort of guardian of the town, known as the gateway to the Oregon Caves National Monument. The Oregon Caveman story appeared recently in an article in the Wall Street Journal, which detailed how the group fought tooth-and-nail to keep their animal-skin-wearing, club-wielding caveman standing tall on one of the main streets of Grants Pass. The group’s original bylaws made claims regarding their Neanderthal lineage, but back then there was no way to know for sure.   These days, we have access to genetic testing that could help the Cavemen find out how much Neanderthal DNA they have, but it might not necessarily mean what they think. And the club might be as exclusive as they once believed. Most non-African people do have Neanderthal DNA, on average about 2.5 percent, but some outliers have even more. However — sorry, Oregon Cavemen — Neanderthal DNA may not predispose you to an animal-print fashion sense or a taste for primitive weaponry.   In fact, what it means to have a higher percentage of Neanderthal DNA — whether it gives you a thicker forehead or makes you hairier, for instance — isn’t known. Homo neandertalensis — thick-boned humans who thrived for hundreds of thousands of years in Europe and parts of Asia — died out about 30,000 years ago, while we modern humans (Homo sapiens) survived. Apart from some theories of how Neanderthals contribute to modern humans, including that they gave us some sort of “hybrid vigor” — according to Peter Parham, a geneticist at Stanford University School of Medicine — why we flourished and Neanderthals died out is an evolutionary mystery we’ve yet to unravel. While the fate of the caveman statue in Grants Pass has very little to do with Neanderthals, it does give us a chance to revisit the topic of our ancient human cousins. Far from being dumb and unable to communicate, scientists have learned that Neanderthals used relatively complicated tools, created adornments, and likely had a spoken language. Clearly our understanding of Neanderthals has evolved from the cartoonish caveman depictions of the past as we learn more about not just our shared DNA but also as more Neanderthal artifacts are uncovered. As University of Wisconsin anthropologist John Hawks noted in a recent NOVA special on PBS: “Neanderthals have the mother of all image problems.” For more on Neanderthals check out these posts:More Fun with Neanderthals Find Your Inner Neanderthal New Evidence Suggests Humans and Neanderthal Interbreeding

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  • Herne Webber

    The distinction/disambiguation *must* be made between “the replacement of Neanderthals with Early Modern Humans,” versus their replacement “with hybrids who were mainly EMH.” The latter appears to be the case, and is actually an example of one of the characteristics of our species: we are the most successful ‘foreign’ invasive species ever to have evolved on Earth, because we like to out-breed.

    We modern humans are like the new English-Mediterranean hybrid species of marsh grass that has replaced most of England’s native marsh grass, or like the American Red-Chinese White mulberry hybrid populations in the U.S., spreading better than either parent species, due to having a wider variety of genes from which to choose for environmental variables such as temperature, moisture, and light preferences. In that the hybrids are “new” species, they are replacing the old where they meet. Eventually, it is likely they will cause local extinctions of the parental type. If those local extinctions and hybridisations spread and continue, eventually species meet the fate of the Neanderthals, who are gone, but not entirely, because at least some of their genes have been abducted by us Out of Africa ‘aliens,’ who have now put them to uses in new cultures.

    We are a Foreign Invasive Species, Native to Africa, but now occupying the planet. As part of the invasive pattern we obviously have of outbreeding, which has given our species its vigour, we are also carrying around with us the plants and animals we like or find useful, spreading both them and their associated diseases, parasites, and potentials for over-breeding in places where they have no natural predators/consumers. But our saving throw is our intellect, which can make us over into a species well integrated into our local environments. All of the descendants of the far-flung remnants of genus Homo have now met, and are currently mingling. Who will humanity become? I wistfully wish I could live for thousands of generations so I could see.